Would you like a murder weapon with that?


Now here’s a short story idea for you…

Wait! What? Sorry.

When I was younger I was told never to put a plastic bag over my head. This was because if I did, I would die. Apparently I would suffocate to death. At the time I didn’t know what suffocate meant, but I knew it was bad. So I’ve never put a plastic bag over my head.

Anyway, I tell you this because during the week I was eating lunch at the shops. And a guy sits down next to me with his lunch in a take away plastic bag. The bag has writing on it: “Use me again and again!”

And I freak out because I’m thinking, “He could use that to murder the entire shopping centre!” But I’m also wondering, “How many take away shops are giving away murder weapons with their meals?”

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6 thoughts on “Would you like a murder weapon with that?

  1. Did think of a way of telling this from the killer’s POV this afternoon, going to be interesting to see where that goes…

  2. Love it. How would they not get caught though?

    Here’s another one to ponder:
    “Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.” – Klingon proverb.

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